February 2012
When my leg cramps
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
When you see people you don't know fighting...
Couples breaking up on Facebook? →
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
First base: Liking
Second base: Reblogging
Third base: Following
Homerun: Ask boxing
I like how everyone complains when something new...
and I think Karp is sitting in front of his computer, clicks on Save changes and whispers:
I dont know why this is so funny →
dentist: im going to put this sharp metal object in your mouth okay
me: *gums start bleeding*
dentist: this wouldnt happen if you flossed
me: omg let's go do something progressive today!
tumblr: are you sure?
me: yeah I need a social li-
tumblr: do you
tumblr: do you really
me: but I have no frie-
tumblr: I'm your friend
me: but I was just gon-
tumblr: sh sit down
me: ok
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE
